We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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