Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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