They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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