this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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