your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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