i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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