Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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