I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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