glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I want you more than these girls want KFC
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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