i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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