Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
My cat gives me a boner
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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