Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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