She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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