did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
