Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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