ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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