How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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