Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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