Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think brook has ever known best
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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