What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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