So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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