GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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