Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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