If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How's work?
Spinning.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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