also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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