Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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