I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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