is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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