Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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