He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
