We're like a lot better than the average bears
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
pop tarts are not kleenex
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Randomize
