im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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