how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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