Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures