i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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