How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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