Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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