How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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