i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's official drugs can't kill me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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