normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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