Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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