Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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