You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize