My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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