It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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