There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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