I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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