U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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