i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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