Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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