Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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