it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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