I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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