I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Farmville is her only friend.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
