i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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