I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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