My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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