i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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